Goobta Funny on 8 March ee dadka waaweyn. Dhacdo for Maalinta Haweenka Adduunka ee

March 8 - fasaxa ah ee guga, iftiinka, ubaxa iyo, dabcan, qeybtii qurux badan oo ah aadanaha oo kale! Ma rabtaa in aad si ay u xusuus? Hambalyee amiiradaha jecel yahay ma aha kuwa xaqa tulips dhaqanka iyo iid dabaal, laakiin sidoo kale waayo-aragnimo ah la ilaawi karin? Isticmaal talooyin ku saabsan sidii loo abaabuli lahaa fasax ah asalka on 8 March ee dadka waaweyn. Dumarku waxay aad u jeclaan doonaa!

goobta Funny on 8 March ee dadka waaweyn - "Qabsashada la haystayaasha"

Sida xaqiiqada ah waxay leeyihiin oo dhan muddo dheer ka daaleen tartamada oo Iiddii caajis iyo sugeysayna. Waxaan bixinaa ku qaataan fasax on 8 March ee dadka waaweyn xaq "Qabsashada haystayaasha." Waxaan bilawdid isu-diyaarinta dhacdada.

Waayo, goobaha kuwan, waxaad u baahan doontaa sifooyin soo socda:

• qaar ka mid ah sharabaadada madow (tirada "argagixiso");
• qoryaha toy iyo qoryaha darandooriga;
• cuffs (waxa laga iibsan karaa dukaanka alaabta, iyo waxay noqon kartaa dukaanka ee dadka waaweyn);
• taarikada calaamada yeedho "argagixiso" (tusaale ahaan, ismiidaamin № 1, wac - Pavlovich). In la doorto magac, waayo, xaalkaas argagixiso - si ay u muujiyaan asalnimada ugu badnaan iyo dareen kaftan.

Martiqaadka iiddii

Waxaa ugu fiican in yeedhi gabdhaha iyo dumarka si ay ugu dabaal dhacdo. Tusaale ahaan, subaxdii on March 8 siin karaan farabadan of ubax la martiqaad gudaha si ay u sameeyaan asalka ah ama farabadan of warqad midabada, iyo martiqaad si aad u daabacdo dhanka dambe ee xaashida warqad ka, taas oo ay ka samaysan yihiin.

Start oo fasax ah

jinsi cadaalad leh qeybtii lab aadanaha fadhiiso, waayo, miis festively dhigay wakhtiga la ballamay. The 30-40 daqiiqo ee ugu horeysay ee ay dhacdo meel hab caadiga ah. Hadal Wanaagsan hadlay - hambalyo ka go'an in ay dumarka u qurux badan, ciyaaro music, cabitaanka dhalada. Ka dib wakhtigan, ragga qaar yimaadaan miiska oo ku marmarsiyoonaya qiiq ka oo dhay ilaa dharka argagixisada.

Ha dhaqaajin! afduub-qaadashada This!

goobta Funny on 8 March ee dadka waaweyn bilaabmaa xaqiiqda ah in music naxo a gebi ahaanba aan la filayn iyo nalalka ee qolka qarxaan soo duulay ee sharabaadada madaxyadana waxay ku duudduubteen, qaylo: "Qof walba sii fadhidaa! Ha dhaqaajin! Tani afduub-qaadashada! "Gabdhaha Dhowr jeebadeeyay in uu kursi, batariyo, ama maaddooyin kale. Dheeraad ah, ka "argagixiso" hormarsataan dalabaadkooda ku saabsan waxa loo baahan yahay in la sameeyo, si ay u sii daayo "haystayaasha."

Liiska waxay muujinaysaa shuruudaha, ama tartamada Adult on March 8

Shuruudaha for Ruff tirada 1. Wax ha la!

"Argagixisadu" dooranayso dhibanaha marka hore, waa in ay ahaataa mid ka mid ah oo lab ah (daafacyada) hartay. Rogeen galaas madhan oo waaweyn, iyo mid kasta oo ka qaybgalayaasha in uu ku shub u galay qaar ka mid ah dareere kaalinta miis, iyo "dhibanaha" waa cabbi is biirsaday ka dhalanaya. Haddii daafaca si ay ula qabsadaan hawsha, ee "argagixiso" sii daayay mid ka mid ah "la haystayaal".

Tirada Shuruudaha 2. hafashada Salvation - ganacsiga ee hafashada ah

"Argagixisadu" dalab si uu u qabto tartanka ka mid ah "la haystayaal" naftooda. Nuxurka tartanka waa in la go'aamiyo, taas oo ka mid ah gabdhaha waa bixio fiican horumaray iyo wax oolnimada. Mid kasta oo ka mid ah ka qayb galayaasha ka mid ah tartanka waxaa la siiyaa xaalad aan caadiga ahayn oo wuxuu u bixiyey si loo helo hab ka soo baxay waxaa ka mid ah. Kooxdii ka soo wixii la goostay by tirada codadka "argagixiso" free.

Tusaale ahaan xaaladaha:

1. Waxaad shirkadaha, March 8, u qaadan in aad aad u dheer si ay isugu diyaariyaan waxay hore u helay dharka qurux badan, laakiin kaalay fiidkii, waxaannu aragnay ka asxaabteena kooxda saxda ah isla uu.
2. Si aad u soo booqato waa inaad marka hore u yimid inuu waalidiinta arooska ee. Waxaad maalin oo dhan diyaar, laakiin wakhtiga la ballamay in la fahmo in aad qabto gabi ahaanba waxba saaray miiska, si aad u hilib gubay iyo salad aad u cusbada.
3. Ka soo qaad aad fadhiya miiska martiqaadka, oo la xusaa 8 March, ka dibna aad jebiso dadka in waji oo aad qaadato afduub.
4. Berri aad leedahay wareysi muhiim ah shaqo loo qorsheeyay oo aad go'aansato inuu isaga qudhiisu ilaa eynaan iyo timo cas. Si kastaba ha ahaatee, rinji ama dib, ama aad qabto wax ay isku ciyaartid la midabka ah, laakiin aad timaha waa midab dhalaalaya pink.

Shuruudaha looga baahan yahay lambarka 3. Black Stone

Mid ka mid ah weeraryahannada qaylo in uu doonayo in ay toogtaan. Wada-hawlgalayaasha uu shay oo isku dayaya in ay dejiyaan la shaqayn jiray. Markaasuu wuxuu ku ritay kolaygii iyo tuuraya laba dhankiisa tilmaamay in uu dhagaxyo madow. Dheeraad ah, ayuu ku dhawaaqay in qof kasta in ku rid bac this mid madow iyo mid dhagax cad. Haddii qaybgale ee la doortay isaga heli lahaa dhagax cad, mid ka mid ah "la haystayaal" la sii dayn doono, haddii kalese, ka dibna nesdobrovat oo dhan. Ka qaybgalayaashu waxay u leeyihiin in ay u maleynayaa in ay lagama maarmaan tahay inuu ka baxo bacda dhagax iyo feedh gacmaha (aan tusaya ku wareegsan oo dhagax ah oo midabka la doortay), iska tuur. Markaas ka heli inta kale ee dhagaxa, waxa ay noqon doontaa madow, sidaa xisbiga gebogebeeyay, in dhagax lagu tuuro, iyaga wuxuu u caddaa.

Tirada shuruud 4. Kaalay on, wiilasha!

"Argagixisadu" uu bilaabay in uu isku listaa heesaya, oo iyaga u baahan yihiin in ay ka farxiyaa. Daafacyada ee amiiradaha qurxoon (qeybtii lab ah kooxda) waxay bixisaa xiiso leh iyo provocatively qabtaan dadka waaweyn ditties on March 8,

Waxaan for my farxo

ravioli kariyo!

Haddaba, iyada oo aan ugu buuqaysaan oo dheeraad ah,

Sugitaanka marathon fiidkii!

U-uuuhh!

Shaqada aan Women,

Like digaagga ee Coop digaag ah!

Ku adag tahay oo dhan oo naga mid ah in maanta,

Ugu yaraan hal, laakiin kululaynta !!!

U-uuuhhh!

Laga soo bilaabo xiddiga samada dhacday

Si aad u saaxiib aan surwaal ah!

Isaga hadda sida qof naafo ah

All bixiyaan qiimo bar!

U-uuuhh!

Shuruudaha looga baahan yahay lambarka 5. Kaalay on, gabdhaha!

Haray "la haystayaal" dalab u sii daayo jinsi cadaalad ah, dadka waaweyn chorus 8 March heeso.

Tusaale song (sung in music ka cartoon ah "The Fanaaniinta Town Bremen," song ah "waxba Dhulka iyo wuxuu noqon karaa mid ka fiican"):

Waxaan ahaayeen daal, iyo haddii on March 8,

Sannad ka dhan diyaarinta, dhaqidda-a-marnay!

Markaasaa maanta, iska baashaasho, waxaa

Iyo baadari shampusik leh vodka-e-it!

Iyo baadari shampusik leh vodka-e-it!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la,

La-la-la-ee-ee-s!

On this faraxsan ogow goobta a funny on 8 March ee dadka waaweyn oo soo socda inuu go'aankaas macquul ah. All la haystayaasha la sii daayay oo ay sii wadaan in ay si farxad leh ugu dabaal iidda.

gunaanad

kor ku xusan waa goobta a funny on 8 March ee dadka waaweyn waxaa laga yaabaa in ka badan gaadhista ee "argagixisada", in uu yahay, gabdhaha la siiyo liiska ka qaybgalayaasha call baandooyinka, oo waxay u leeyihiin in ay u maleynayaa in kan kii.

Waxaan aad rabto, joogitaan wanaagsan!